" INFORMER ".........

...It's just so sleazy-looking , like a lot of the old-fashioned scanal tabloids , even if they contain nothing that would go past PG today , look to today's eyes .
The fromt cover had a massive headline:
" BILLY GRAHAM SEZ HALF OF U.S. CONGRESS DO ADULTERY "
, except it DIDN'T - my glasses weren't on in a not-brightly/brightly-lit place ! - and it was in fact:
" BILLY GRAHAM SEZ HALF OF U.S. COUPLES DO ADULTREY "
! And , yes , that was " SEZ " there . Woo-hoo !!!!!!!!!!!

" JACK PARR'S HOME TOWN IS BOILING! " wuz (sorry - saw the secondary header . No pix (!!) on the front , jus' pink/orange sqares around the headlines , milder ones on back , where Jack Kane's " TURF RUMORS " lets you in at the ponies at Aqueduct , Pimlico , California , West Virginia , and Narragansett Park ( " Oxbow - $2,000 sprinters - can carry weight " ) .
I have to hold myself back from quoting all the headlines , but there's:
IF A LADY GETS A BABY , WHO PAYS FOR THE LAWYER ?
REVEAL HOW MARINE OFFICERS BEAT UP TEENAGE MARINES
" MANY OF MY GIRL FRIENDS IN SHOW BUSINESS ARE QUEER ! "
U.S. HITS HARD AT ALLEGED SEX PILLS AND CURE FOR MEN !
TELL HOW SOME INSURANCE FIRMS WORK WITH REAL-SHARP BURGLARS (illustrated with a picture , of a man and woman standing over a dead body , caption:' ( Who Get+s The Insurance , Doll ? " ! )
INFORMER REVEALS WHO'S WHO IN ENGLAND'S ROYAL FAMILY !
and more .